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Blague africaine: la lecon de calcul / African joke: math class

  To celebrate April fool’s day, I have decided to start a new category, that of laughter.  Enjoy this great joke! ========== Un jour, à la leçon de calcul, le maître demande à Yao, 5+5 égal combien ?...

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Blague Algérienne: Gagner la Coupe du Monde / Algerian Joke on Winning the...

C’est un algérien qui se promène dans le désert et trouve une lampe.  Il la frotte et un génie apparaît. Le genie: Merci de m’avoir libérer.  Pour te remercier, tu as le droit à un voeu. L’algérien: Oh...

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Blague Africaine on Hip… / African joke on Hip…

Un groupe de chasseurs en Afrique et parmi eux un bègue: Le bègue : “Hip, Hip, Hip ” Les autres : “Hourra !!!” Le bègue : “hippopotaaammmee” ===== A group of hunters in Africa, and among them a...

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Blague Africaine: 2-1=? / African Joke: 2-1=?

Le maître demande à Digbeu : « 2 – 1 = combien ? »  Digbeu répond : « 2 ».  Très furieux et curieux, le maître pose la question autrement : « ta mère te garde 2 foutous* ;  Séry, ton petit frère, mange...

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Blague: L’Horloge au Paradis / Joke: The Clock in Paradise

Un mort arrive au paradis et demande à St Pierre : “pourquoi il y a beaucoup d’horloges ici ” ?  St Pierre lui dit : “chaque horloge répresente une personne et chaque fois qu’elle ment sur la terre, çà...

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Blague Africaine: Temps de Voyage / African Joke: Travel Time

Un professeur demande à ses élèves : «pour quelqu’un qui voyage à 6h et arrive à 6h, combien de temps a duré le voyage ? ». Les élèves répondent : « c’est un piège, le voyage n’a pas eu lieu ». =======...

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Blague Africaine: La Rencontre avec St-Pierre / African Joke: Meeting with...

Un homme en très mauvais état se présente devant St-Pierre, après une mort apparemment violente. Celui-ci demande: – Mais qu’est ce qui s’est passé ? L’homme explique: – J’étais guide de safari en...

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Blague africaine: Le Safari / African Joke: the Safari

Deux Européens sont en safari en Afrique. Soudain, un lion sort de la brousse et se jette sur un des gars. Après une dure bataille il réussit à se dégager de la bête et à la faire fuir. Il rejoint...

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Blague Africaine: Tombé du lit / African Joke: Falling from Bed

Un fou tombe de son lit pendant qu’il dormait. Surpris, il se lève et se couche à nouveau. 30 minutes plus tard, il tombe encore à la même place. Heureux, il dit : « tchiééé !! Donc si je ne m’étais...

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African Joke – Efferalgan

An American, a Belgian, and an Ivorian meet a genie by the sea shore. He tells them: “Throw anything in the water. If I find it, you will die. If I don’t find it, I die, and the person who win will...

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African Joke – 15 millions

A man sold his land for 15 millions. Since it was the weekend, he did not deposit the money at the bank. Not trusting his wife and kids, he decided to go to church with his 15 millions in his bag. He...

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African Joke: the iPhone 7

In class, the teacher says: “I will give my iPhone 7 to whoever will answer my question correctly.” Question: “How many men did Jesus feed in Bethsaida?” Toto raises his hand and answers, “5000 men,...

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African Joke: The Phone

Just last week, markangelcomedy made a video about this joke I published here on my blog. I wanted to share it again, as it is very funny, and salute the work done on markangelcomedy, and its...

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African Joke: Copied to Perfection

The professor collects the students’ homework: Toto says to his friend John: Thank you John, one more homework not done, and the professor was going to call my parents! Yup. I don’t really like this. I...

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African Joke: A Rich Zimbabwean Pen Pal

A chick has a very rich Zimbabwean pen pal. Every night, she loves on Skype, WhatsApp, Imo, Twitter, etc… One morning, the guy surprises her by sending her a moneygram transfer for 60 millions as...

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African Joke: Internet Dating

I answered a dating ad on the internet, and I was getting ready to go on my first date with this girl that I had never met before. I was anxious, so I told my friend Usuofia about it: “What do I do if...

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African Joke: Stop Dozing in Church!

A lady dozed off during the pastor’s preaching… Suddenly, she wakes up and hears the pastor say “Stand up.”   She gets up and sees the entire assembly turn toward her. Everyone is in shock, including...

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African Joke: During a Marriage Ceremony …

During a marriage ceremony, the pastor asks the famous question: “if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their...

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African Joke: Water in the Carburetor

– “The car cannot start,” says a woman to her husband. “There is water in the carburetor.” – “Water is the carburetor? But how could you possibly know that? You don’t even know what is a carburetor!” –...

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African Joke: Let’s be Clever, rather than Barbaric

It is 11PM and a woman worries because her husband is not yet back. She decides to call him. The wife: “Hello” A woman: “Yes hello” The wife: “Can I please talk to the owner of the phone?” A woman:...

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